The Turkey Baster

* WARNING *

What you are about to witness

will only be seen by a small part

of the world's population in their lifetime.

It is performed by a professional.

Do not attempt this at home - as doing so

may result in damage to one's ego

and self esteem.

"I'm a serious musician,

but people laugh when I play.

I'm not sure if it's the instrument or my face" 

 Oh, yes, the INSTRUMENT is a

 
TURKEY BASTER 

AMAZING ENTERTAINMENT

FOR

BANQUETS AND CONVENTIONS

Musical-Comedy

featuring a wide variety of very difficult,

well-known music - from Jazz to Opera, Marches to Musicals, Classical to Christmas, Boogie to Broadway.

"Serious-Humorous" explanations given

between  musical selections

about the instrument, history of playing,

"advanced tonguing techniques", etc.

some say are funnier than the music. 

Call Me...or email me...

...to find out enough to get YOUR audience entertained.

They will love it and thank you.

It's really different, really good and really unusual.

Really, who else does this, anyway? Very few people in the world.

Ask me questions, look at some examples, read some newspaper clippings,

watch a complimentary DVD (I'll be glad to send you). You will be surprised and pleased.

I'm used to entertaining people because  I'm a band director, musician, trombone player, soloist.

I really like working with the audience-visiting before and after the  show and answering questions.

Please call me:   (979) 255-8162    or     (979) 776-0567

Email me: bandmanray@yahoo.com    or   ray@turkeybaster.net

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