The Turkey Baster

When looking for entertainment for your banquet or retreat,

do you want

"the same thing again"

or something new, different,

fun and unique?

Your people will love

THE TURKEY BASTER

What you will witness has only been seen by a small part of the world's population.

It is performed by a professional.

*WARNING*

Do NOT try this at home.

Doing so, may result in damage

to one's ego and self respect.

 My instrument really is  

 a Turkey Baster

DIFFERENT, FUN

 ENTERTAINMENT 

Well-known music from Classical, Boogie, Jazz, Opera, Marches, and your favorites from Broadway Musicals and Movie Themes.

The show Is "Seriously Humorous"  

with educational stories about 

the history of turkey baster playing, how I started playing-and why, what's in the turkey baster,  how do I play so fast, is that an ordinary turkey baster and stories about the music and composers and more-

for "educational purposes",

 of course.

I'm a serious musician, but people laugh

when I play. 

I'm not sure if it's

the instrument-

or my face.

The Turkey Baster Museum features a small sampling of the many

variaties of turkey basters from around the World.

Let me entertain you.

Call me for more information and pricing.

I'm very reasonable.

(usually $300-$700+travel)

I  guarantee you'll like it or you don't pay me.

Phone:   (979) 255-8162

Email: bandmanray@yahoo.com

or enter information on the contact page