The Turkey Baster
The Turkey Baster
2703 Silver Maple
Bryan, TX 77803
ph: (979) 255-8162
bandmanr
About Us
Q. What can you say about a Turkey Baster player?
A. How 'bout "He really does play a Turkey Baster". Want a sample of William Tell Overture?
Q. How long has a turkey baster been used to play music?
A. Little is known about the history of turkey baster playing. Music historians are unsure if no one played it - or if nobody would admit it.
Q. How long has Ray Sanders, THE TURKEY BASTER VIRTUOSO been playing?
A. I played for about a year before I, uh "came out of the kitchen" so to speak...
Q. Is that just an ordinary turkey baster you play ?
A. I practiced for weeks on the one I had before I came to the reallization that
you could only get so good on utility grade equipment. The one I use now is, of course, a
professional model... The Pro-Baster-with a three and a half octave range...about twice that of the
s tudent models...
Q. Well, can he play anything DIFFICULT ?
A. How about The William Tell Overture Finale? (You may know it as Theme From Lone Ranger )
Q. What's IN the turkey baster?
A. Nothing produces a more pure, natural tone than warm turkey grease, but...
Q. Is there a place that people can see and find out about all the types of turkey basters?
A. THE TURKEY BASTER MUSEUM makes it easier to understand the humble turkey baster.
Q. Any good quotes about THE TURKEY BASTER?
A. www.exploratoriom.edu (scroll down) says "The first turkey baster player seen was on David Letterman stupid human tricks." (Sorry, this link may not currently be available.)
Q. So, has he played ANYWHERE GOOD that we'd recognize?
A. APPEARANCES MADE:
Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon - 2004
David Letterman-Stupid Human Tricks - 2004
Texas Country Reporter - 2007
Jay Leno - 2008
America's Got Talent - 2010
Survivor Auditions - 2004
NCL Star Search - 2004
Vienna, Austria - 2004
Many appearances in Texas, Kansas, Alaska, Georgia
The Turkey Baster
2703 Silver Maple
Bryan, TX 77803
ph: (979) 255-8162
bandmanr
