The Turkey Baster

The Turkey Baster
Bryan, TX
ph: (979) 776-0567
alt: (979) 255-8162

About Us



Q. What can you say about a Turkey Baster player?   

A. How 'bout "He really does play a Turkey Baster".  Want a sample of Bugler's Holiday?        

Q. How long has the turkey baster been used to play music?

A. Little is known about the history of turkey baster playing.

    Music historians are unsure if nobody played it - or just if no one admitted it.

Q. How long has THE TURKEY BASTER been playing? 

A. I played for about a year before I "came out of the kitchen" so to speak...

Q. Is that just an ordinary turkey baster you play?

A. I practiced for several weeks on the one I had in the drawer before I came to the reallization that

    you could only get so good on utility grade equipment. The one I use now is, of course, a

   professional model... with a three and a half octave range...about twice that of the student models...

Q. Well, can he play anything DIFFICULT ?

A. How about The William Tell Overture Finale?  (You may know it as Theme From Lone Ranger )

Q. What's IN the turkey baster?

A. Well, nothing produces a more pure, natural tone than warm turkey grease, but...

Q. Is there a place that uninformed people can see and find out about all the types of turkey basters?

A. THE TURKEY BASTER MUSEUM makes it easier to understand the humble turkey baster. 

Q. Any good quotes about THE TURKEY BASTER? 

A. www.exploratoriom.edu (scroll down) says "The first turkey baster player seen was on David    Letterman stupid human tricks."

Q. So, has he played ANYWHERE GOOD that we'd recognize?

A. APPEARANCES MADE:

    Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon - 2004

    David Letterman-Stupid Human Tricks - 2004

    Texas Country Reporter - 2007

    Survivor Auditions - 2004

    NCL Star Search Finalist - 2004

    Vienna, Austria - 2004

    Many, many appearances in Texas, Kansas, Alaska, Georgia

Our Business...

...is entertaining with music, comedy and giving people something they may not get anywhere else.

We help people re-live important events - both good and bad - happy and sad and remember what life was like in another time and place and may re-establish some of these important things in their life.

 A concert program with THE TURKEY BASTER will give people a few minutes of stress relief and getting their mind off their worries and laugh like they haven't done in a while.

They will share the fun over the next few weeks with friends and family and laugh and relax when doing so. 

Our program is good, clean fun. It is a little corny and silly-but very professional and it is obvious to everyone that THE TURKEY BASTER enjoys his audience and gives them his best in every way.

It is good for all ages. Everyone enjoys it...

and nobody has more fun than I do.

The Turkey Baster
Bryan, TX
ph: (979) 776-0567
alt: (979) 255-8162