The Turkey Baster

The Turkey Baster
Bryan, TX
ph: (979) 776-0567
alt: (979) 255-8162

Services

           When you bring in

    THE TURKEY BASTER,
         YOU get  credit for providing

  AMAZING ENTERTAINMENT

  your people will talk about for weeks.


 YOU bring an outstanding Musical Performance

  and "Serious-Humorous" explanations about

   the instrument, history, how to play and why. 

 

                             It helps to have

         "TONGUE PLANTED FIRMLY IN CHEEK"

  • Make your Banquet Special and Memorable

    Your people will remember the past music and memories and what they were doing, who they were with and maybe shed tears of fondness and laughter because of what they see and hear. I get many nice comments about that.

    This will stir the imagination, feelings and maybe give some stress relief and remember how great life is  and how they can do more for others.

  • Great HEADLINER or Warm-Up Act

    THE TURKEY BASTER is terrific as the HEADLINER but you may need a real famous, expensive group for that spot. You may REALLY need a warm-up act now to entertain while the crowd is waiting for them.

    THE TURKEY BASTER will really take care of your audience and they will love him (What's not to love?) and leave them ready for the big dogs.

    Please contact us by email

    bandmanray@yahoo.com

    ray@turkeybaster.net

    or phone: 

    (979) 776-0567   0r   (979) 255-8162

  • Draw People to  Your Booth at Conventions

    Bring people to your booth to see what you have.

    They will be so fascinated and enjoy the "goings on" and tell their friends what they saw and heard (at your booth) and have the opportunity to hear your story- and tell others to go see your booth. 


  YOU get a Formal Program

     of Virtuoso Music,

 the funniest explanations

  about how, where and why 

  and see something that is 

 so rare and unusual most

   people will not ever see it

 in their lifetime.

I'm not a big shot. Just a husband, daddy, musician, band director, trombone player and now-

THE TURKEY BASTER. I love what I do and the people I entertain. I've played for many years in nursing homes, retirement communities, churches, banquets, schools, libraries and conventions. 

I'll be glad to furnish references (from people who still like me even after I've played) and even send a video or DVD to show a sample of what I do. Show it around and get other people's opinion.

This is a fun sideline. I just enjoy playing my instruments and entertaining people.

 

(And, no, I don't treat playing a turkey baster as if I can get by playing something badly.

I'm very serious and practice like I do on my trombone. I think you will like what you see and hear.)

Be sure to listen to some samples on this site. 

The Turkey Baster
Bryan, TX
ph: (979) 776-0567
alt: (979) 255-8162